Oh why? Oh, where? Alackaday!
You cry, you wail, you sigh, you pray.
Oh, eat the shitty hay and neigh
no more, no, no more nay. Say hey, okay!
Hip, hip hooray! Up, up, away!
We’re on our way; the way is play;
the day is gray, but we are fey.
Snickerdoodle dandy day!